|Friday, June 5th, 2009|
|Thursday, December 4th, 2008|
The Simo has been accepted. Apparently. So I get to spend a lot more time in school.
|Friday, November 21st, 2008|
*SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSION TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK*
"The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities. The PRBS's are backed by the cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden. Moody's and S&P have already issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS's."
|Saturday, November 15th, 2008|
|Lard and other low-sodium foods
Obviously The Simo is pursuing greater and greater levels of irony in his "live" journal. Um. So, I should have an answer by the end of the month. Either way, the future will look depressingly like the past.
Oh, and my failures weren't spectacular enough to avoid getting reelected. Which makes one nervous, doesn't it? How much worse than complete failure
can one get?
|Thursday, February 14th, 2008|
Af-fec'tion:[Fr. affection; L. affectio, from afficere, to affect.] n. 6. A disease, or any diseased state, as, a gouty affection
|Saturday, January 19th, 2008|
|Saturday, October 27th, 2007|
|Context is for the weak.
|Friday, September 14th, 2007|
I don't have anything else, so I'll just mention that I've entered a contest.
|Friday, July 13th, 2007|
|Friday, June 29th, 2007|
The Simo has weeds growing with his dandelions.
|Tuesday, May 29th, 2007|
Yeah, so The Simo is now on that other web service. You can probably find him if you're interested. The picture there looks less like me, which can only be a good thing.
|Monday, April 16th, 2007|
It seems to be April. If I find out what happened to March, I'll let you know.
|Thursday, February 15th, 2007|
In case you're wondering, I'm not going back to PIBO this summer. :)
... but that means I still need to find a real job.
|Monday, February 5th, 2007|
|Sanity and sacrifice.
So, they've decided they want me back at the Forest Circus again. I'm going to try pretending that the fact I'm actually considering it isn't proof that my life is a complete failure.
|Sunday, December 31st, 2006|
Happy new year everyone. Vote no.
|Saturday, December 23rd, 2006|
|Screw you, Marc.
Thanks for your application for the botanist position. You were one of the
top candidates, but we have selected another person, who has extensive
experience and a master's in botany. If you have questions about the
hiring process, feel free to contact me.
I've worked for him for two years now but... he wants to hire someone else.
|Friday, December 22nd, 2006|
Who wants? Non-fruitcake items will be running late.
Give me your address if you want fruitcake. Comments will be screened, if you don't have my email.
Yes, seriously. Fruitcake.
|Tuesday, December 19th, 2006|
If you didn't get a card from The Simo, he probably does not have your snailmail address. If you did, no, he can't do anything about his strange sense of humor.
|Friday, December 8th, 2006|
The simo has done nothing particularly noteworthy. Except attending a WNPS meeting. Which wasn't really a meeting, because even after ~1.5 hours we still never elected officers or approved bylaws. However, I'll still probably go back.
|Friday, November 24th, 2006|